About Me For those of you that don't know me, and don't know why I'm great enough to have a fan page, I will tell you about myself. First, I am egocentric, which I hope you figured out because I created my own fan page. I believe that it is good to have a large ego. I don't understand why so many people are self conscious. I am a narcissist and an autophilliac. If you don’t know what they mean, I will tell you. They both mean I love myself.
I love professional wrestling. I hate people that use the “fake” word when talking about wrestling. I listen to rap, yet I’m not a wankster. I make fun of wanksters. Why would any one want to be gangsta? That would just mean people want to shoot you in the ass. I hang out with, act like, and dress like a headbanger/goth/stoner.
I will rule the world by taking people's souls. I have already gotten 3. And I am a sex addicted virgin. I am hot, and cool. I am found at the end of infinity. I am heaven sent, hell bound. I am a god to atheists. I am megalomaniacal. I am a masochistic hedonomaniac. I am majestic and transcendant. I am an enigmatic phenom.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, I AM AWESOME
Brianism teaches you that having a large ego is a good thing. Self consiousness is a bad thing according to the teachings.
A List Of Brianisms 1. Brianism is what my following is called, Brianisms are words and expressions I use. 2. Sweet Action-An expression that basically means sweet, only it's better. 3. Douche Cake-Another name for the dolce de leche cheese cake from Burger King, and it is also a derogatory term similar to douche bag. 4. Damn Skippy or Damn Skippy Hippie-Basically means "hell yeah." 5. Boneriffic-An adjective describing a woman(or man if you swing that way)that is attractive and you wish to "bone" 6. Doi-Duh 7. Meh-Whatever, i dont care, etc. 8. Shaboinkaboink-sex 9. Reek Of Awesomeness-If someone reeks of awesomeness, then they are awesome. 10. Reek Of Suckitude-If someone reeks of suckitude, then they suck 11. Sexitude-Sexyness. Sexy people reek of sexitude